sam boothe

A rude, unintelligible and ignorant loud-mouthed person, typically one who mocks others often

"Don't be such a Sam Boothe!"
"What do you mean?"
"You're being rude and ignorant right now. Talk to me when you become more like Madison Costeira."

by sam boothsssssagfvhsanhbfgtdct April 11, 2017

Sam Falk

Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.

Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.

by alsonotsamfalk January 29, 2020

Sam Russel

Is very mean, bullies people for fun. Rufuses to be Barbie, but let’s me be the duck that eats cupcakes and spits the sprinkles out on the roof. Plays football and basketball 🤢🤢

Sam Russel is hideous.

by Simone Delmarter June 12, 2020

Sam Talley

A kid whom likes to have sexual intercourse with his cousin and looks like a child molester uncle.

Damn That Sam Talley Kid Over There Wants To Fuck My Dad.

by Irriated Monky October 21, 2019

sam linton

The best basketball player you will ever meet. He is a force on the court and no one can stop him. He has unbeliveble work ethic. Off the court he is a real ladiesman. He hits threes on and off the court ;).

Person1: Man I'm feeling great today
Person2: Like Sam Linton?
Person1: No, not that great.

by Larsisco21 December 14, 2016

Sam Higgs

A gentlemanly teen who acts like he is two generations behind on the world because he's so technologically inept despite having an engineer dad. The dummy thick clap of his asscheeks alerts the people around him as he approaches them. Acts with accordance to the law and with a polite and charming habit because he's a goody two shoes but in reality he's a sadistic edgy bitch who thinks acting depressed and being psychopathic is quirky and funny.

"You're such a Sam Higgs, you don't have an instagram account?!"
"Damn you got a Sam Higgs ass!"
"Stop acting like a Sam Higgs."

by wyrdling September 13, 2020

Sam Taylor

Genuine Godlike Genius

Wow, have you seen Sam Taylor? He's a real package—an incredible combination of good looks, godlike presence, genuine personality, and sheer genius.

by toptitletermtablespoons June 13, 2023