Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
by SquatchIt September 23, 2020
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still a DILF though
still a DILF though
by kindersuprise October 29, 2020
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Get the Johnny juice mug.Just a guy who likes to cook eggs and has LITERALLY the biggest heart he makes me feel so warm and comfortable everytime I just see him and just a perfect human bean who uses his platform for the better and he has no idea how much he means to me but that’s okay I’ll continue to love and support him everyday :)
by I love john November 5, 2020
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Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
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