Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

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That's the status

Used when someone fully, agrees with what is being discussed. An affirmation of how one feels about a certain subject or occurrence.

Person 1: That car has an awesome paint job.
Person 2: Oh, now that's the status.

by cliffj98 September 25, 2019

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thumbtack status

another way to say posted or chilling out

I'm on thumbtack status

by babygirl69 June 25, 2008

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re-status

posting another friends status or post as your own on facebook.

jon's gonna re-status mike's hilarious post about the philadelphia eagles.

by k8 the great September 7, 2009

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yeme status

you make someone stop what they are saying by playing them

Person A: "you stupid!"
Person B: "no, you so stupid on job applications that when it says 'do not write on this dotted line' you put 'okay.'"

Crowd looking on: "Oooo! He just put you on yeme status!"

by DJ NIcky Nick December 21, 2007

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