(e)pology

a half assed apology that seems to place blame on the recipient.

"E -I think you owe me an apology..."

"Geez Nate, OK -I've got an (e)pology for you..... I'm sorry you're such a jackass..... feel better?"

by (e)verything May 04, 2009

e-fficial

when one's relationship with someone else has been declared official via the internet.

a less-gay way of saying "facebook official"

guy 1: so are you and that girl dating yet?
guy 2: yea man, we're e-fficial.
guy 1: aw, shit's real.

by DPrice October 16, 2009

E Bump

(n.) Ecstasy
(v.) To take large amounts of ecstasy, chew straws, wear sunglasses

Example 1
Person 1: Monitor Your Friends Progress!
Person 2: LOOK! THEY'RE E-BUMPIN!

Example 2
Steve: Hey, man, tryna go E Bumpin tonight?!
Brad: Helll yahhhh brahhh, totally down for an E Bump! I have a whole pocket full of Wendy's straws!

by ApocalypseIX September 16, 2010

E (name)

E is a name given or chosen to someone who has very strong belief on what is or is not right. They often find themselves trying to find peaceful protests near them that support thing they believe in. Es also are prone to denying that they are good at anything. Many E's are fans of Girl In Red, Dodie, MCR, Cavetown, Melanie Martenez,Thomas Sanders, musical theater and many more. Es come in all shapes, sizes and genders including Non-binary, Gender Fluid, Demigirl/Demiboy male, female and many more. Es also commonly support or are a part of the LGBTQ+ community either by being on the transgender or non-binary spectrum, by being on the aro/ace spectrum or by having a sexuality other than straight (heterosexual). Es often find themselves in groups of friends that are apart of that community, are musical theater geeks or are very unique in the best way possible. Es often need hugs from friends and love to call and text them long through the night. Es are very determined people who don't like to give up. Es can spend hours scrolling through urban dictionary reading or writing definitions. Also enjoys singing karaoke

person a: "whos that over there singing about a squid?"
person b:"squip not squid and thats E,"
person c:"i heard they went to a protest last saturday,"
person a:"wow they seam kinda weird but in a good way you know?"
person b:"absolutly."
E (name) for the urban dictionary bot that says i havent mentiond thw word in here

by E_the_enby June 07, 2020

e-clingy

When someone can't be clingy because they are too far away, and they repeatedly voice affection through instant messages.

She's being e-clingy tonight.

by The Tall Guy March 03, 2007

e-know

To know or be familiar with someone only through electronic (i.e., internet) connections, never having met them in the flesh. The very opposite of "in person" or "in the flesh." Not a fleshfriend. Past tenses: e-knew, e-met.

"Oh yeah, I e-know her! What does she *really* look like in person?

by Xenu2001 December 25, 2005

E-thlete

Etymology: A portmanteau of electronic and athlete.
Pronunciation: ˈēth-ˌlēt or ˈē-thə-ˌlēt\ (the second pronunciation emphasizes "leet")

A skilled, trained, or professional video game player. Used in the same context athlete might be used, including further portmanteaus.

Jeremy, from Pure Pwnage, is extremely e-thletic.

"Dude, I hurt my foot playing the bass pedal on Rock Band."
"Looks like a bad case of e-thlete's foot, I'll call John Madden."

by Matt Zha June 13, 2009