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Tea Bag

to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping
i tea baged joe at teh sleepover
by Dude Dan January 16, 2003
mugGet the Tea Bagmug.

golf bag

A sexual move wherein a man has anal sex with a woman and he simultaneously shoves his balls into her snatch. Thus, she has his club and balls in her like a golf bag.
She was so tight that when he tried to do the golf bag she almost squeezed his nuts off.
by Doctor Shakalu June 24, 2008
mugGet the golf bagmug.

Douche Bag

During the 2009 Video music awards, Douche Bag rudely interrupted Taylor Swift.
by ima gayfish September 21, 2009
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

pastry bagging

The act of defecating into a man's uncircumcised foreskin, such that the foreskin becomes filled as a pastry bag does with frosting. This is a requisite preliminary maneuver to "birthday caking", which is the act of decorating a person's face, as though it were a birthday cake, with feces from a partially pinched shut foreskin.
The man's habitual pastry bagging routine become tiresome due to the irreparably stained bedroom carpet.
by El_Guapo August 29, 2011
mugGet the pastry baggingmug.

douce bag

misspelling for douche bag commonly used by actual douchebags
all over this page, these fucking douche bags think that douche bag is spelled douce bag
mugGet the douce bagmug.

d-bags

a bag of dicks. a group of people acting like dicks. a group of individuals composed of tools who behave like they are better than you
Yall guys are a bunch of d-bags
by silentwig January 22, 2009
mugGet the d-bagsmug.

fun bags

:some guy: Dammnnnn that girl jane got sum big fun bags.
by googlle111 December 28, 2005
mugGet the fun bagsmug.

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