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Ask out your crush day

On September the 10th of any year it's your lucky day you get to ask out you crush and they have to say YES 😉
You: hey it's ask out your crush day wanna go out with me

Her:shit

Also her : yes
by Imashittymonkey69 November 6, 2020
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Getting the wind knocked out of you

It’s when ur friend falls down the stairs and u both laugh even tho she’s wheezing
Getting the wind knocked out of you
“OMG ARE U OK“
“ya I just got the wind knocked out of me lmfao”
by Kgchandler07 November 3, 2019
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Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues

when your high school forces you to get up in front of your class or in some cases entire school to recite a shitty poem regardless of social anxiety or not. Symptoms occur when you did a horrible job from shaky movements, horrible eye contact, and forgotten lines resulting in a buzz that makes you want to vomit and die.
Person 1: How did you do in the Poetry Out Loud?
Person 2: Not too good man. I got the Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues.
Person 1: I do too. Wow our high school hates us.
by Refreshelover83 April 21, 2018
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Cut out toxic people day

October 14, cut out every person who does not make your life better
I blocked * bc she’s toxic happy cut out toxic people day
by Baddie babe October 14, 2022
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What a less-than-honorable person WOULD like to hear --- i.e., "Approach me and I'll give you money, food, or something else desirable" --- rather than the stern "show yourself peaceably" command uttered by a firearm-wielding lawman.
Delinquent teen in the overnight lock-up: So... what got YOU in trouble?
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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National ask a guy out day

Cmon girls don’t be such a coward
Girl 1: hey it’s November 14th you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: oh yeah it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should ask Adam out
by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019
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get out of my car now

Wait,What?!! You really looked this up? Well umm... it's a angry uber driver meme. JUST LOOK UP SEX IT'S PRACTICE THIS OK.JESUS
YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATION IS RIGHT H E RE GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW!
by FURRY FAGGUT February 16, 2018
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