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Short me up

Short me up means to leave me a few puffs on a cigarette
Yo, fam,that’s a Newport?
Yeah
Short me up
by AtlantasNewA January 20, 2026
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Da half-aggravated "yawning is contagious" protest dat you snortingly direct at a nearby fellow human who is sleepily displaying his tonsils.
Most people know dat you are merely joking when you tell them, "Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!", but saying "Nice tonsils" instead is a bit more fun and pleasant.
by QuacksO January 21, 2026
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Taken back by extreme shock or disbelief; or if you are in the same room as a baddie and both have no clothes on
*loses 1000 dollars on roulette*
You “fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl that sucks
by Jaysteve12 January 23, 2026
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