man foot in mouth disease

When a dude says something stupid.

Dude said some really stupid stuff to her- has a case of man foot in mouth disease.

by Jammer2014 January 28, 2014

Hey Kool-Aid Man

oh-yeah: The term you say so then the Kool-aid Man gives you Koolaid and destroys your goddamn house. Usually by smashing into your wall. Isn't the cold great.

You: Hey Kool-Aid Man
Kool-aid Man: Oh Yeah!
You: wHy DiD YoU DeStOrY mY bEdRoOm WaLl!!?

Kool-aid Man: *in a questionable tone* Your door wasn't open.
You, 20 years later: That changed my life.

by KoltenASG Nation March 12, 2021

Never leave a man behind

When someone starts drinking a drink and doesnt finish it. this is said to remind them to finish it.
started by Gabby's friend Bob's brother. Nobody actually says it, but Gabby seems to think so.

Bob: well im done with this drink.
Gabby: its not finished... NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND! ahahahahahah! im funny,
Bob: shut up you fucking mexican.

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

Half Man Half Biscuit

This is the description of a really ugly woman, if fact she looks more like a man than a woman.

Look at her she's awful more like half man half biscuit.

by Kincheap May 12, 2009

Go see a man about a horse

Going to the toliet to urinate, in reference to a horses trough so the term only applies to men.

"Yeah sorry lads, have to go see a man about a horse"

by Aaron Fielding January 30, 2008

black man stole my tv

when a black man breaks into you home and steals your tv while you are away or asleep. In most cases he is followed by his cousin with the vcr

black man stole my tv cuz im white

by dxman1000 April 21, 2011

Chocolate Sea Man

when a boy cums and shits on the girls face, then makeing them a Chocolate Sea Man (semen.

I turned Judy into the Chocolate Sea Man last night.

by r buss February 18, 2008