Devil's Tools

An item or even a body part that can be used to create a disaster.

These hands, they're the devil's tools!

by emjayare August 5, 2021

Tool Kiss

A kiss where people kiss by sharing

mouth pieces

Becky, we just tool kissed! *takes the vape back*

by @PaparazziAreRight May 16, 2023

tool pusher

The cocksucker who runs the rig location

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide

by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018

tool

drive or ride in a casual or leisurely manner.

"tooling around town in a pink Rolls-Royce"

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

tool

used-up and desperate aging girls and the trolls they get to worship them that no other girls will talk to.

aging ex-strippers that can't get over the fact that they cannot manipulate men other than the fat weak pathetic losers that used to be their customers...

and the ugly loser dorks they end up getting to be their bitch boys they get to hack and harass the ex-boyfriends that dumped them. These tools know they won't get any pussy, they're just so starved for female contact they believe and do anything she says. Both are tools.

by herpes-neg May 24, 2007

Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!

by Jenn Ross August 2, 2017

Tool

A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.

What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!

by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025