Worthless idiots who can't understand the fact that people need to fuel their bodies to stay alive, and thus feel motivated to make asinine comments whenever they see someone eating.
Food Police: OMG you guys are eating THAT?
Normal Person 1: Yes, we're eating dinner. Holy crap, alert the media.
Normal Person 2: *snickers*
Food Police: But don't you know that -
Normal Person 2: What, that people have the right to eat the foods they like, in order to fuel their bodies? We sure do!
Normal Person 1: Exactly. Seems like you're the only one here that's confused.
Food Police: <staggers away, looking absolutely horrified>
Normal Person 1: Yes, we're eating dinner. Holy crap, alert the media.
Normal Person 2: *snickers*
Food Police: But don't you know that -
Normal Person 2: What, that people have the right to eat the foods they like, in order to fuel their bodies? We sure do!
Normal Person 1: Exactly. Seems like you're the only one here that's confused.
Food Police: <staggers away, looking absolutely horrified>
by Hazelwudi December 8, 2019
Get the Food Policemug. Making vegetables taste good by adding a lot of delicious flavor
A staple Korean meal is a bowl of rice, many side dishes of vegetables, sometimes fish or meat, dried seaweed (pronounced like “geem”), and a bowl of soup.
A staple Korean meal is a bowl of rice, many side dishes of vegetables, sometimes fish or meat, dried seaweed (pronounced like “geem”), and a bowl of soup.
by Fabigail June 10, 2018
Get the Korean foodmug. by Harrydyke December 13, 2022
Get the Eatsure foodmug. by Call elated March 6, 2018
Get the Cumfort foodmug. by Finchampion February 5, 2020
Get the triangle foodmug. 1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.
2. The bulimia of 21st century.
3. Food toss to stay fit.
Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.
2. The bulimia of 21st century.
3. Food toss to stay fit.
Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.
Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'
by Lynda Willis October 7, 2013
Get the food abortionmug. the most disgusting thing you’ve ever tried. that’s why when you walk into De Nobili, everyone is eating cucumbers with salt.
by katmicswag March 9, 2022
Get the tasis foodmug.