fenkell dave

Realest person, real chill, don't really care about anything, sleazy, doesn't trust people. If you mess with him you might get bodied!!

That ni**a Fenkell Dave cool as h*ll

by bobby098 October 29, 2015

Dave Carleton

A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.

Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.

by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013

dave grohl

dave grohl is my father but imma make a definition on him that is nsfw

krist ; hey wanna fuck dave grohl 😏

dave ; yes krist 🤪

dave ; uh-huh krist 😫😫 oh yea!! 😫😫

by ava lane grohl February 28, 2022

dave gaming

a person named dave who usually takes act in the activity called "gaming"

A: hey look, its dave gaming!
B: wow, he sure is gaming.

by dave gaming June 24, 2021

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

Dave Tshienda

cheating on another level when you're in a relationship

He always dave Tshienda

by MarianneMil March 4, 2022