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Crabbing

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements (like a crab) to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.
person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024
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Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024
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crab ramsey

THE GREAT ONE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CRAB RAMSEY WILL UNITE EVERYONE WITH FORCE AND PEACE
by Jelliedbacon206 May 23, 2019
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Crab Crediting

Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.
"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"

"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"
by Dire_is_dire August 27, 2023
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Brain Crabs

when sebastian the crab makes you forget words
"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"
by albeefo July 14, 2022
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crab hole

by RanchEatrr2003 January 20, 2020
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CRAB NIP

Nipping someone with your fucking toes!!
Crab nip a girl with your toes and watch her scream and ask for a twix
by Tommy P February 26, 2024
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