rule 147

Anyone who plugs kush up their butthole are legally allowed to do anything they want

Rick:I just shot 56 people in Las Vegas
Dick: Isn’t that an act of terrorism?
Rick:Nah I had kush up my butthole rule 147

by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 3, 2017

The 10% Rule

When two friends of opposite sexes are simply friends and not fuck buddies or whatever people fantasize about in their twisted heads.

Dude, my friend and I are definitely not following the 10% rule. We have sex like every other day.

by the10% October 23, 2012

Rule 43A

The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to protect it.

Person 1: I'm going to create a dark fan fiction of this innocent animé character.

Person 2: I won't let you!

Person 1: Why not?

Person 2: Rule 43A, man.

Person 1: ... Fine.

by Arnen August 14, 2012

Rule 152

For any given song that exists there is a dubstep version of that song.

Similar to rule 34 in that pointing out any song that has not been dubstepped, will be made into a dubstep.

Person 1: Do you think there is a dubstep for the theme of "full House"

Person 2: Of course! Rule 152, bro.

by Specialmitch January 17, 2012

Rule 85

All buttons, valves, switches, latches, must be pushed.

Big red button? Rule 85.

by The Master's Challenge January 20, 2009

Rule 34D

This corollary to Rule 34 of the internet states that everything on the internet is porn to someone.

Noob: Oh my god, that car crash was horrible, there were bodies everywhere!

Gurofag: Pics or GTFO.

Noob: What? Why would you want to see that?

Gurofag: Rule 34D - I need fapping material.

by Drakzor February 21, 2011

rule 9004

Not only is this rule over 9000, but the word Glock must be capitalized in any and all sentences. the Glock is a magical thing and should be treated as such.

d00d: hey!
orly: yeah?
d00d: so i watched that uffie music video again..
orly: which one?
d00d: pop the glock.
orly: zomfg.. d00d rule 9004 and dont do it again.

by perryEB January 27, 2011