Homemade Silly String

This is another form of saying Sperm/Nut

You better be quiet before I hit you with this Homemade Silly String

by Burt Box June 27, 2025

Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!

Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.

by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025

High E String

Always fucking breaks, often times when tuning, sometimes for no reason at all other than to piss you off and deliver a big fat middle finger to your front door.

I was tuning my guitar the other day, and the high E string broke. Typical…

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026