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Scottish Girl

Usually tall, fat, round-faced wearing too short a skirt, more fake colourings than you can count. Burka would be a blessing for your eyes. Broken faces.
Signed, a loving Scottish guy.
I had to vomit on my way here because I ran into a Scottish girl.
(Now that's a bit harsh. They aren't that bad. From, the loving Scottish guy.) (Most of them are that bad! From the German guy)(Definitely ugly, according to the Spanish guy) (Broken from the American guy.)
by Devans101 May 21, 2011
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Scott Brown Cosmo

noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."

"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."

"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010
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An asian that could also be a panda
by catlover2424 July 3, 2009
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scottish

"A nation of racism towards England.
I have visited and lived in Scotland, so I know what I'm talking about.
They are obsessed with The Broons and Oor Wullie.
Like to wear kilts with nowt underneath them so they can expose their 2 inch penises.Kilted Klowns In Scotland"
Fuck Off! Well I am Scottish and I know that's naw true and I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

"People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish" I'm sorry but as someone who was born in and still lives in Scotland, I would say that people who are Scottish are only people who were actually BORN here. Other people can say that their ancestors were scottish.......but that doesn't make them scottish.

To be Scottish, you must be able to agree to both of these:

1. Born in Scotland
2. Lived in Scotland

There are different dialects of accents in Scotland. On the West Coast, our accent has been influenced by irish settlers yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago. We say words like "Aye .... naw .... wit ..... aye right ..... eejit ..... pure .... nae bother .... dae ..... hing ......... hingmay ..."and usually miss out the 'g' at the end of -ing words "daein' ....... talkin' .....drivin' ...... eatin'"

Main football teams are Celtic and Ranger. Celtic supporters are known as Tims and Rangers are Huns.
I was born in Glasgow and brought up here in Scotland and have a scottish accent......therefore I am Scottish!
by Kayleigh88 December 28, 2005
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F. Scott Fitzgerald

The act of pleasuring someone's anus with your little (pinky) finger.
Those queers are big F. Scott Fitzgerald fans.
by lexiconartist January 23, 2005
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scott

A robot that does not like to talk
Scott sits and says nothing during lunch
by DioGioGoi April 5, 2010
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scottrussell

1. a person who likes to fight
Stop being a scottrussell!
by xM April 16, 2004
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