Queef

A vaginal utterance, named after the ancient Egyptian queen, Queeflatiti.

Holy queefs Rhonda, did that sound just come out of you pussy ?

by Manny-F July 10, 2003

queef

a dead dog. particularly smelly. used to describe the smell of a vaginal belch.

That chihuahua ran into the street and i hit it. Now everybody has to look at that little bloody queef.

by turdferguson157 March 27, 2009

queef stick

Your dong. In other words, what makes queefs happen.

TD: My chick wanted me to make her breakfast in bed.
Toch: What did you do?
TD: I brought her my queef stick on toast.
Toch: nice

When my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. Since she thought it was funny I gave her a Tony Danza.

by DJ Dirty Balls September 15, 2009

Queef Pierce

Someone who is considered to be very conceded and prick-like with a harry black Gooch

that kid is such a queef pierce.

by thefeesh April 26, 2010

queef

when yo pussy fart

"ooooo girl I laid a fat queef last night when he was hittin it from the back"

by asvpheav January 27, 2017

Queef

Once upon a time there was a volcano. This volcano was actually a vagina with massive pussy lips. These lips began to vibrate as something deep inside tried to escape. A thrust of air flatulated through the volcano till the lips could hold it in no more. When the air released the lips flapped around like a fish out of water. Basically a queef is just a vaginal fart. But visualize with me a volcano that is a pussy and is spitting out some fumes before the lava flows. Thats basically a queef.

Dammmmnnnn Steve was all over Tammy's pussy lips when she queefed in his face, I wish a woman would queef on me.

by ChiChiMuncherJR69 October 2, 2018

queeexy

The best person ever

Me: Have you heard of queeexy?
Friend:No
Me: He’s the best person ever

by queeexy October 23, 2020