Ninja Cum: (1) The act of cumming inside of somebody without them ever knowing. (2) Also, the act of cumming on an unsuspecting victim without them knowing.
(1) Girl: Well that was fun, sorry you didn't finish Guy: I liked it ... one week later. Guy to Friend: I totally ninja came (past tense of ninja cum)
(2) Person 1: (time to ninja cum) *jerk, jerk, jerk* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *SPPPLOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *silent zip* well, see you later. Person 2: bye
(2) Person 1: (time to ninja cum) *jerk, jerk, jerk* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *SPPPLOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *silent zip* well, see you later. Person 2: bye
by will foster April 14, 2008
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2. A person who is skilled in the art of synthesizing methamphetamine using anhydrous ammonia.
3. A person who smokes large quantities of methamphetamine.
1. Shit, is that a bag of vanilla ninja.
2. Of course I'm tweaking, I just vistited the Vanilla Ninja.
3. I bet you that vanilla ninja hasn't slept in two weeks.
2. Of course I'm tweaking, I just vistited the Vanilla Ninja.
3. I bet you that vanilla ninja hasn't slept in two weeks.
by Vanilla Ninja February 28, 2005
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with the exception of jesus. But that might be because jesus is also a ninja.
with the exception of jesus. But that might be because jesus is also a ninja.
by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008
Get the Ninja Coffee mug.A) The one thing that everyone secretly wants to be.
B) A Pimpthat happens to be trained in various forms of martial arts.
B) A Pimpthat happens to be trained in various forms of martial arts.
by Xerxes November 21, 2004
Get the Pimp Ninja mug.The lazy or retarded ninja that hides behind a bin or barrel well his ninja brothers hide in the shadows.
Person 1: Dude did you see the ninja that came out from behind the trash can well his friends attacked from the shadows?
Person 2:Yah that lazy fuck is the bin ninja!
Person 2:Yah that lazy fuck is the bin ninja!
by jdl7889 November 26, 2009
Get the Bin Ninja mug.A phrase used when a you know someone is talking bull shit.
When you know the persons story has virtually no accuracy what-so-ever and that the person makes them-self out to be the best.
This phrase comes from the fact that when the story is told that anything can happen to make the story teller sound cool and tough, such as I was in a fight with 20 ninjas and I beat them all in 20 seconds.
When you know the persons story has virtually no accuracy what-so-ever and that the person makes them-self out to be the best.
This phrase comes from the fact that when the story is told that anything can happen to make the story teller sound cool and tough, such as I was in a fight with 20 ninjas and I beat them all in 20 seconds.
Story Teller: I was walking along the street then 5 gangsters jumped me. 7 of these gangsters had guns, they were shooting at me so I beat one up, took his gun and killed them all in one shot, because they were all in a line.
Man (to friend): Urg... 20 Ninjas
Man (to friend): Urg... 20 Ninjas
by corbane November 26, 2010
Get the 20 Ninjas mug.The act of farting around others and trying to cover the fart noise with another noise such as coughing, clapping, banging on something, etc.
"Did that guy just ninja fart or was he really coughing that loud?"
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."
by Joey3 April 26, 2006
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