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Lauren

The fattest of chicks. Absolutely huge. Will eat your food if left unattended. Also hates fine arts and any pet or animal.
Oh shit, hide the food Lauren is coming.
by Geee Sauce November 1, 2023
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lauren

Lauren is very wild and out there and isn’t afraid to show her true self. She doesnt care what other think of her and she isn’t afraid to say what she thinking. She can be a bitch sometimes and can get in people’s nerves. She only has a few true friends because she loses the other ones in a month. She can be insecure but doesn’t show it. She always tries to make other laugh and doesn’t always show her true emotions. She plays guys hearts even when they are her soulmate. She is very tall and curvey and is not scared to show that.
girl 1: did you hear? lauren cheated on another guy.
girl 2: Again?! Not surprised...
by gdjfkjvxkgdjgxigx January 11, 2020
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lauren loiselle

If you know a Lauren Loiselle, hide your cookies! They are known to eat all of the carbs, and won't say no to a piece of toast. They can seem weird and accident prone but if you know one they can be wonderful!
Damn all the cookies are gone, it must have been a Lauren Loiselle
by QuirkyKoala October 8, 2018
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lauren

lauren is a girl who talks up going out and then in fact never goes out and lies about it
lauren is a dog start barking bitch
by surf has sus May 30, 2022
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Lauren Castor

A bougie person who is technically intelligent. They are somehow cold-hearted, sarcastic, and nice at the same time. They also will likely play a fancy instrument such as the flute or ukulele. They are also an excellent special brownie baker.
Hey look, Lauren Castor is playing flute on the yacht again.
by Xanyr97 May 8, 2018
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Lauren

Fat slut, dont tell her ab ur love interests cause she'll try and give them head in the school bathrooms. Literal whore and biggest shit talker, but so irrelevant. Built like a chopstick.
'Why did Lauren follow my boyfriend?'
'Cause she's a slut.'
'Oh but she's so flat bro'
'I know, she looks like enderman'
by michaellover6969 December 5, 2023
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