Joseph Cruse Johnson

A man of great character. One who enjoys the finer things in life. A man who dresses in classical clothing. A pipe smoker.
That man must be Joseph Cruse Johnson.
by dumberthanalog April 04, 2009
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Randizzle Johnson

The leftie pitcher for the NY YANKS
Here is the pitcher for the new york yankees: RANDIZZLE JONHSON
by Sukhvinder April 15, 2005
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Boris Johnson

If I could suck your dick for a penny, you'd have a pound.
Boris Johnson, solid bloke, noticed that bulge too
by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 22, 2020
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Johnson High School

A school full of stank ass niggas and stank ass bitches who think they better than everyone else. It is full of hoes and a bunch of ghetto ass Asians who think they can say the word nigga. You can identify someone from Johnson by the fact that they is stanky af and they think they’re the shit for no reason.
Aye you go to Johnson High School”
“Yea”
Get the fuck away from me stanky ass hoe”
by FettyWap738 November 10, 2019
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Tugging my Johnson

“Tugging my Johnson” is a slang and young term typically used in a jokingly and humorous manner, meaning to masturbate, specifically with a penis. The term is most commonly used by adolescent males. “Tugging my Johnson” was first widely used by American video game streamer; Jynxzi. The phrase gained its popularity through the up-and-coming Twitch content creator.
Tugging my Johnson would be used in the sentence: “Give me 2 minutes, imma go tug my Johnson”
by Krongus Doohickey August 25, 2023
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Jonathan Jonathan Johnson

JJJ for short. He is the most infamous villain in town. He is better than you and you know it. You guys might hate him but haters gonna hate JJJ is the goat.
“ Jonathan Jonathan Johnson just stole my girlfriend

“I love Jonathan Jonathan Johnson ”
“ he’s so hot”

“ he’s mine

“ no he’s mine!”
by Glynop August 30, 2023
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Long Johnson Larry

The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.
Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”
by Nazi nigger69 March 28, 2020
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