Green Monster

An round, dark green 80mg Oxycontin pill. Has an imprint of 'OC' on one side and '80' on the other. The highest milligram Oxycontin pill that is still manufactured today, as the 160mg Oxycontin has been discontinued.

Must be brand name Oxycontin and not a generic Oxycodone.

Generally causes feelings of euphoria, relaxation, numbness, itchiness, and a feeling of "I don't give a fuck about anything because I feel amazing".
"Hold the fuck on bro!..I have to wash the coating off this green monster so I can fix it and shoot it into my neck!"

"Dude I just got some green monsters that we can use as cut for our cheese heroin!"

"Shit, I'll hit you up tomorrow man, I'm gunna go fuck my girls brains out cause these green monsters let me fuck for days without busting a nut!"
by welitheskyonfire April 05, 2010
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green

A slang word we use here in Birmingham for weed
by Deckmaster171 May 27, 2006
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david green

A person with a very small penis. Some say you can't even see it. He's always talking and just needs to shut up
by eamonnye69er October 05, 2017
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its green

me: you trynna go get your nails with me ...

you:yes sure its green
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Green Weenie

Used in the Armed Forces to describe something that could have sounded promising but failed to deliver or simply did not meet expectations. Nevertheless, such thing was forcefully left to deal with by those affected.
Person 1: “Did you hear about IPPS-A and the perks of its talent management features?”

Person 2: “Yup.... active duty it’s about to get the National Guard’s green weenie
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green trash

White trash who recycle, buy energy efficient appliances, compost, etc. See ecobilly.
Say what you want about their mullets, that green trash family at least recycles and doesn't pour their used motor oil down the gutter.
by George P. March 31, 2007
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green piss

A common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. It is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. Usually results in waking up and not remembering.
Person 1: I drank so much this evening I had green piss.
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!
by Carson September 26, 2014
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