Toxic Friend

An absolute nightmare to have.
Friends who are toxic are often negative about everything, they talk a lot of shit behind your back, they turn your friends against you and they're generally hated by everyone. Not to mention that they don't congratulate you about ANYTHING.
A toxic friend may seem alright for the first few times but when there are other people around they won't hesitate to embarrass you.
These remorseless pieces of shit must be exterminated otherwise more and more people will suffer.

Oh my fucking god, I hate David so much! He's such a toxic friend.

by reddyfu April 9, 2019

friend-brother

A friend who is consider a blood relative by the family. A friend who is closer than a best friend. Someone who knows you without even having to speak to you or ask you what's wrong. A friend who is there

Man Dametries is such a great friend-brother

by Friendbrother September 17, 2017

fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017

De-friend

Someone you have de-friended on Facebook but still see around, in an awkward manner.

Oh, he's a de-friend... Awkward!

I pretended to be on the phone earlier when I walked past him, he's a de-friend.

I saw her out the other night, I gave her a dirty look as I'm now her de-friend.

by caekn January 24, 2012

Friends-in-Law

Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.

"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."

by girl on fire November 27, 2011

rainbow friends

rainbow friends is a game about fighting gay people.

joe: help the gay man wants me!!!
jon: rainbow friends

by MrUnidentified September 27, 2022

Friend cheating

Situation: This happens when you introduce two of your friends that didn't know each other before and then suddenly they become best of friends and start doing things together without including you when you were the one that introduced them.

Mandy: "Why don't you and Terry hang out anymore?"

Kathy: "She is friend cheating on me with Lesile"

by PinupGal September 15, 2010