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The Hook

Someone who knows a place to get drugs and/or do drugs.
Hey man, you go the hook on that?
by Miss Magz March 27, 2008
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Hoosier Hook

The act of cutting across three or more lanes on the highway in the interest of not missing your exit. Predominantly seen in Indianapolis, although it can be seen elsewhere.
I just about ran by my exit off I-465, almost killed myself hitting a Hoosier Hook.
by Bobcat205 June 7, 2023
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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
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Liam Hook

Funny ball bag sheep shagger who is fun to play with on PlayStation and minecraft and he is very easy to take the mick out of
Oh look, there’s Liam Hook
by Big_Boy_Tim April 2, 2020
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Command hook

I am going to give you the command hook next time I see you.
by Scottthedefiner March 24, 2023
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Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.
Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"
by Elizastoneshaper February 21, 2024
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Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."
Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"
by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011
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