One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.
Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"
"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
Get the jason hookmug. The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.
by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025
Get the Brown-Handed sky hookmug. 1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
by analectomy January 10, 2010
Get the straight hookmug. Hooking up is a process of when a friend hides beside a door and when their friend walks in the room they take a grandfather's cane and pick them up off the ground with the hooked part of the cane in their anus
by Sir poppy cock November 27, 2021
Get the Hook upmug. by My name was token so idk January 1, 2021
Get the post hookmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Spartamug. Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018
Get the man door hand hook car doormug.