Rofl-lol; a twee and underhand way of describing the date-rape drug 'rohypnol'. Coined in the mid 00's to hybridise Internet culture and sick, twisted humour.
by andrewjohnson September 03, 2009
When she thinks you have a really nice surprise for her, but in reality, it's just your balls.... and you laugh in her face.
Kevin: Hey, Karen.... I noticed you worked really hard this week, so I got you something.
Karen: OMG, Kevin! You shouldn't ha----
Kevin: SURPRISE! (Show's Balls)
Karen: WTF, Kevin?!?!
Kevin: LOL!
Karen was not expecting to get LOL Surprise Balls from Kevin.
*See Also, Kids Toy
Karen: OMG, Kevin! You shouldn't ha----
Kevin: SURPRISE! (Show's Balls)
Karen: WTF, Kevin?!?!
Kevin: LOL!
Karen was not expecting to get LOL Surprise Balls from Kevin.
*See Also, Kids Toy
by BigPoppaG&TheFunkyBunch December 11, 2017
An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.
IM Conversation:
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"
Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*
Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"
Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"
Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*
Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"
Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."
by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010
used when wanting to tell someone they're ugly, but in a polite sort of way. Literally means "i am laughing at your face".
by soffitta April 20, 2007
world?
Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller.
"Our Chief will give many presents to the man who will tell him the longest story in the world and make him laugh."
The servants shouted in the streets. Many people came to the chief and told him very long stories. They tried to make him laugh. But nobody could do that. The chief always said, "That is not the longest story and there is nothing to laugh at."
Once a boy came to the chief and said, "Oh, my Chief, let me try to tell you the longest story in the world and make you laugh."
"Now what can you tell us about your Mogambo?" he asked.
"Oh, my Chief, he not only ate, but drank too, so he drank and then he ate and he ate and he ate."
The story-teller said louder and louder, "and he ate and he ate and he ate."
The chief looked at the boy and began to laugh.
"Well, my boy, your story is the longest in the world! Have a rest now! Stop!"
And the young story-teller stopped his story, got many presents from the chief, climbed up on a camel and rode away with these words: "And he ate, and he ate, and he ate"
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Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller.
"Our Chief will give many presents to the man who will tell him the longest story in the world and make him laugh."
The servants shouted in the streets. Many people came to the chief and told him very long stories. They tried to make him laugh. But nobody could do that. The chief always said, "That is not the longest story and there is nothing to laugh at."
Once a boy came to the chief and said, "Oh, my Chief, let me try to tell you the longest story in the world and make you laugh."
"Now what can you tell us about your Mogambo?" he asked.
"Oh, my Chief, he not only ate, but drank too, so he drank and then he ate and he ate and he ate."
The story-teller said louder and louder, "and he ate and he ate and he ate."
The chief looked at the boy and began to laugh.
"Well, my boy, your story is the longest in the world! Have a rest now! Stop!"
And the young story-teller stopped his story, got many presents from the chief, climbed up on a camel and rode away with these words: "And he ate, and he ate, and he ate"
African Folk Tales Index
The Short Stories Index
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by D.O.Tin October 10, 2009