April 24th

National Castration Day. A day where women go around and castrate men, just because.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear what's happening on April 24th?
Person 2: No?

Person 1: It's National Castration day so try to keep your balls safe!

by Hot pepper stick April 24, 2021

April 30

National get railed by the white boy who is a lil thick

Danm g he got railed by that white boy who’s a lil thick ~ April 30th

by Urban dictionary dates 2021 April 30, 2021

April 24th

Respect women day. We’re everyone ESPECIALLY men are expected to treat women with respect and fairness.

“Yo! It’s April 24th! I better treat every women I know with love and respect!” “Damn right dude!”

by sunnieshine April 19, 2021

April 11

National eat ass day

Are you ready for April 11. ITS NATIONAL EAT ASS DAY

by AhhAhhhhAhhh May 25, 2018

april 5th

April 5th! The Day Kurt Cobain Killed Himself! April 5th 1994! R.I.P Kurt Cobain!

The Suicide Of Kurt Cobain

by Logan April 9, 2005

April 11

National grab ass day

“ did you know today is April 11 National grab ass day?”

by Southernboys101 April 8, 2019

April 13

National get fingered day

Hey john it’s April 13 come finger me

by FuckMe2.0 April 13, 2019