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A total dick who is garbage at goalkeeper but thinks he’s good. Hasn’t got a bitch in his life and says to his “friends” that he gets all the girls he wants
Andres is a retard
by A legend who is cool August 7, 2018
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yeet lord. thats some feels bad man. basically a dude who thinks he will become a calvin klein underwear model. Has big penisses, multiple. Fortnite athlete. hermaphrodity. Black sometimes white tho. depends on how much sunn. plays league of legends with gaymer gurlz$!!! Nike adidas colombia gucci hermes fashionista icon. thinks he can rap. Bad luck with teacher ladys but gets coochie. Has a dog. eats salads for breakfasts. cup of noodle for life!!!! Latino minority low income first generation english second language child of immigrant field workers, likes beans and tortillas, plays soccer sometimes thinks he is christiano ronaldo. goes to nerd school. dated drop out (thats some feels bad man)
Andres has swole penis

thats why he dated a drop out
Flex on them hoes
gucci gang
by nigga naye nayer September 6, 2018
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A boy who usually wears glasses. Has a sexy deep and Raspy voice. A deep laugh as well. He can be very quiet but isn't afraid to speak his mind what so ever. He doesn't really approach people so people tend to approve him. He tends to be very tall. He scrunches his nose a lot when he laughs or confuse and his eyes go into a half moon shape. He is very picky with the people he is friends with he is not taken as a punk button or as a jerk. He is very polite and well-mannered. He is very well respectful if you are respectful with him. He is very determined and he chases for his dreams. Usually he likes basketball or football. Oh he is very mysterious so watch out but you'll love him. So take a chance on him, you won't regret it. I promise!
Person number one- "Hey dude have you seen on Andres"
Person number two- "Oh yeah and he's so good at football"
Person number three-" he's very polite too"
by Calimlim September 14, 2018
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First this is such an unique guy that you cannot find his name in the Urban Dictionary so I volunteered for after all he is my fave.

An introvert guy with a beautiful smile, soothing voice, AWESOME hair and a friendly aura whom when you get to know he shows his video game skills and all of his anime and manga knowledge. He is willing to talk for long hours even with the most weird people as long as they are respectful and funny. He is innocent but test his knowledge and his mind will go straight to the gutter. He is the type of guy to say "I'll never have a girlfriend" when flirting can come very effortlessly to him. He can be very competitive but also so laid back that he will answer multiple texts with just "ja" and "Ok" and he is still such an amazing person that we keep talking to him. He is the type of person to forget both your birthday and age in the same night but will remember your most kept secretes two life times.

Get you an Andres, whether it is as a friend, significant other or talk show host because as I said his voice is very soothing.
"This is my roommate Andres, he appears very shy but can talk on the phone for hours!"
by helenfuzzy September 20, 2018
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Andre is the person who is sometimes selfish in games and if you make him your friend he will always beat you and mess with you but he is a cool person and hes a faggot but hes bot really a faggot
Andres stop beating me you faggot
by Iron fre September 29, 2018
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1970s BUSH !!!!
Andrea has a 1970s Vietnam jungle bush on her hot pocket
by Vaultboy66 October 13, 2018
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A hobo who always looks like is wearing pijamas, he has a very small dick and most of the time is gay
Whoa Andres is suck a hobo gay life of shit
by Iceposideon October 15, 2018
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