Toxic Friend

An absolute nightmare to have.
Friends who are toxic are often negative about everything, they talk a lot of shit behind your back, they turn your friends against you and they're generally hated by everyone. Not to mention that they don't congratulate you about ANYTHING.
A toxic friend may seem alright for the first few times but when there are other people around they won't hesitate to embarrass you.
These remorseless pieces of shit must be exterminated otherwise more and more people will suffer.

Oh my fucking god, I hate David so much! He's such a toxic friend.

by reddyfu April 9, 2019

Friends-in-Law

Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.

"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."

by girl on fire November 27, 2011

fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017

McGirl Friend

A girl that is bad for you but yet you keep going back to her, because she is so good. (Im lovin' it)

My mcgirl friend is so hot my wife would be pissed.

by MC JOEY January 5, 2011

De-friend

Someone you have de-friended on Facebook but still see around, in an awkward manner.

Oh, he's a de-friend... Awkward!

I pretended to be on the phone earlier when I walked past him, he's a de-friend.

I saw her out the other night, I gave her a dirty look as I'm now her de-friend.

by caekn January 24, 2012

Friend Tax

Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.

Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"

Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."

by L33TNINJ4Gurl October 20, 2009

friend cap

Short for Friend Capitalization Point, this is the maximum amount of friends you can get on social networking sites such as Myspace and especially facebook, based through real life interactions.

Person A: I haven't gotten any new friend requests from people at my school on facebook lately...

Person B: You have like 100 friends on there! I think you've reached your friend cap...

by TehFutureIsNow April 1, 2007