Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

tool

1)a person being used by others often without knowing it.
2) see douchebag
3) a digital scale used for massing small amounts of illicit substances. see digi.

3) buyer: this bag is slack
seller: no man it's straight
buyer: let me check your tool...see it reads 3.0, a ball is 3.5 you retard.

by Sr. Escobar August 21, 2007

Gardening Tool

A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(

Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^

Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!

by Gardening_Tool October 4, 2018

Calicoers Tool

A dildo or any relatively similar penetrating sex toy

He uses his Calicoers tool when he pees

by arse shid gaming October 31, 2024

tool

a person who does what everyone else expects them to do. Whatever gets them the most praise or popularity, whether it is good or bad or dumb, they just do it unquestioningly. A person who is being taken advantage of but they just eat it up with a spoon and ask for seconds. Some tools don't understand that they are being used, others do and will complain incessantly about being unfairly treated, while having no intention of doing anything about it.

Jim is always complaining about his horrible miserable job, but he will never take the trouble of looking for a better one. What a tool!

by Shumado December 3, 2013

tool of the man

A person who enforces the will of the oligarchy, some times unknowingly

Can't blame that nimrod he is a tool of the man

by pie r squared October 17, 2019

Tool.

A Tool is someone who goes through the motions of doing all the right things just to make themselves look good. Real tools have no self awareness and are completely invested in this image that they reflect of themselves but it is a hall of mirrors.

Cara, an NP, was being a real Tool. When she informed our physicians forum of her screening labs.

by WordBoss3 February 23, 2024