urmothersasscheecks.com

EHEM EHEM.

urmothersasscheecks.com is very fun to be with, entertaining and someone you can hang out with! :D

(Although she’s not for sale, she’s mine…BAKR BARK BARK )
Its 6am and I haven’t slept yet so sorry if it’s too short MWUA <3

“Have you ever heard of urmothersasscheecks.com?” “No I haven’t, who is she?” “She’s mine <33”
“BARK BAKR BAKR BAKR WOOF WOOF MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AWOOGAAAAAAAA” (^з^)-♡

by shiine.ey March 30, 2022

Ur mom hot

Ur mom is hot i guess?!

Jeff:My mom said you can come over
Joe:Ur mom hot

by PurpleLovesJason<3 April 1, 2022

Ur Mom Day

National Ur Mom Day is a holiday to celebrate the widely used maternal insult "ur mom"

"that's what I did on Ur Mom Day"
"Happy Ur Mom Day"
"THAT'S WHAT I DID TO UR MOM LAST NIGHT HAHAHA"

by Kingrah730 April 1, 2022

Ur mom

So fat ass person who takes your dads money all the time and sleeps

Hey kid, Ur moms gay.

Ur mom, HAHAHA

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 2, 2022

Ur mom

Some Fat ass person who just eats and sleeps all day, and go’s to court to take your dad’s money.

Hey kid, ur mom’s gay.

ur mom, HAHA

“ur mom”

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 2, 2022

ur mom

A pointless comeback you can use in any situation.

Rando: Hey, whatchu doin?
You: Your mom.

by nayeonstan April 3, 2022

ur mom

the hottest bitch in the world

friend: what’s on your weekends to do list?
me: ur mom
friend: 🙁

by brynn 🤑 April 4, 2022