tool

an individual, usually male, who is a member of the UB Thunder of the East marching band. Most likely a Tuba player. These individuals are characterized by by the backwards black UB fitted cap, blue batting gloves, and aviators that make up their uniform.

Yo, did you see the UB game on ESPN2 last night? Which one of those tools thought it would look bad ass to wear aviators with their tuba?

by link2397 November 19, 2009

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Get the toolmug.

Tools

Overt cowardice and theft with a dash of blatant lies?

Hym "I'm not the one who's supposed to have a problem with the tools. You're supposed to have a religious objection to those things... Unless... The thing I said about you not actually believe that shit is true! Then the religion IS just a tool you use to cram your will or desires down people's throat by attaching yourself to God. That's called 'Hym being correct again.' You're acting like what you're doing is a reaction when really it's just the status quo and I was right all along. Like, you're not reacting. My initial assessment was correct."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

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telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.

John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.

by cinti August 24, 2006

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