Johnny

That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar

JOHNNY WHY DO YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 July 26, 2024

Johnny Derp

A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.

Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 25, 2023

Slime Out Johnny Day

National day to slime out Johnny. Swiss cheese his ahh

Today is national slime out Johnny day

by Johnnykilla September 6, 2025

Johnny Nigger Fingers

A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.

I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone

by anonymous November 24, 2023

Johnny forehead

A flaming racist with a a large forehead.

"Yo that guy was a total Johnny Forehead"

"I know right, he would not stop talking about the Nazis"

by Bucket Man? May 2, 2021

Pulling a Johnny

The act of Pulling a Johnny is to play something safe.

"There are a dozen guards there. Which is why we're playing this safe instead of pulling a johnny."

by Helenestro April 13, 2017

Johnny Trap

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.

Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap

by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021