when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick
Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean
by Chris Bird April 29, 2009
One who prefers anal because they skip the bush... AKA a backdoor bandit.. The only eating a Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit does is the anus....
Benit: Hey haus jew did you see that move that Teddy Cheese Farts pulled on Frits last night?
Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..
Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...
Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..
Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...
by Katie Hauszell February 12, 2010
A stream of ejaculation, prematurely released by a Chinese man landing at the feet of their intended sexual partner.
P. Chang was so excited by the idea of making love that his little oyster dick jizzed the moment he dropped his pants causing nearby customers in the restaurant to rise out of their seats, hurdle the Chinese Jump Rope and run for the exit.
by Harry P. Nusses March 07, 2011
1. LOOK JUMP RAPE - the ultimate three step plan.
To studying like the stealthy ninja, then to leap in to the air like the mighty gazelle, then to go at them like a mother fucking angry bull at a gate.
To studying like the stealthy ninja, then to leap in to the air like the mighty gazelle, then to go at them like a mother fucking angry bull at a gate.
"did you catch paul on that ledge the other night trying to win at life?" " oh the favela with the dual rangers?" " thats right he was looking!" "ah look jump rape"
by ERIC BLU May 28, 2012
when someone acts ignorant so you tell yourself "jump off a cliff" meaning: bro im so done here.
ill elaborate: when you jump off a cliff its like youre done with life right? so you say as if youre done when youre talking to someone
ill elaborate: when you jump off a cliff its like youre done with life right? so you say as if youre done when youre talking to someone
by sunoooo. September 10, 2021
Person: What's 0934892434890x095823423
Me: Go Hole Jump Commit
Me: Go Hole Jump Commit
by HandleMeQUICC December 03, 2020
The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.
I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!
She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
by MegaBuffo November 03, 2017