A 5 foot obese man child with a 3.5 inch penis that will often be found checking out other men in changing rooms or public urinals.
Hey, did you see James Murphy yesterday? He is so fat and small with an incredibly small penis lmao.
by BigSclongOwen May 30, 2020
Get the James Murphymug. A BAMF that can sing better than you. One of the co-founders of Heavy Metal band Metallica. Used to have long hair and a Moustache. But sold out. His beard was still pretty epic though.
by ManWithTheGoldenCawk September 22, 2010
Get the James Hetfieldmug. Talented British songwriter, formally of Busted fame,and who has thus far failed to recreate his early success with his new venture the boyband Son of Dork.
He is not regarded by many of the groups' fans' to be the 'hottest' member of either band, accolades which are often given to Charlie Simpson of Busted and David Williams of Son of Dork, but he is often credited as being the creative force behind both ventures, which is, or should be the real crux of his fame.
His bands' music is often followed by young teenagers who often think they are being "rock" or "punk" because they listen to it, which couldn't be further from the truth. Neither band were punk or rock, they are pop just thankfully a very different version from Britney Spears
He is not regarded by many of the groups' fans' to be the 'hottest' member of either band, accolades which are often given to Charlie Simpson of Busted and David Williams of Son of Dork, but he is often credited as being the creative force behind both ventures, which is, or should be the real crux of his fame.
His bands' music is often followed by young teenagers who often think they are being "rock" or "punk" because they listen to it, which couldn't be further from the truth. Neither band were punk or rock, they are pop just thankfully a very different version from Britney Spears
by laurenmargaret December 10, 2008
Get the James Bournemug. The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!
"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."
by Zack February 27, 2004
Get the Oh Jamesmug. by s.b. May 24, 2004
Get the rick jamesmug. by 2 dollar bill February 28, 2008
Get the james taylormug. by Matt Humphries July 31, 2007
Get the hot jamesmug.