hobbit toe

The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.
"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"
by Justin Norman October 08, 2008
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toe-step

When one stands with one foot slightly in front of the other while posing for a photo, with the intention of making their legs appear more attractive. Commonly used by douchebaggy teenagers and sluts.
I know man, Carson had her do the toe-step.
by awk4u July 02, 2011
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Toe Caviar

The spooge that grows between the toes of a male human. Similar to naval lint, but often smells worse due to being confined in shoes. Smell and dirtiness is typically defined by the cost of ones shoes (i.e. quality) and how often they bathe.
dude, that toe caviar you've got growing on those funky toes is nasty! Do you ever consider taking a shower?
by stinkseed May 19, 2003
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Rhino Toe

A wedgie up a fat persons ass.
The ass is normally eating the pants cause it you see a big ass crack in the pants.
Woah those pants are giving those chicks a rhino toe. oh wait that a cows ass.
by lovesrhinotoes1996 February 28, 2010
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skank toe

a very common incurable disease that causes holes in your socks
Jessica gave me skank toe!
by Alison Ingram December 16, 2007
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Tummy Toe

A Tummy Toe is a like a camel toe, except located on a woman's stomach fat. Tummy Toes occur when a woman's belly is forced into tight jeans and the excess fat around the belly button is squeezed into mimicking the labia. Tummy Toes are usually observed in women over 40 (often observed in porn containing 40+ models) and plump women who have their belt done up too tightly. The effect is often made worse if the woman sports a belly button piercing which accents the topography of their Tummy Toe.
Whoa Jenny, do something about those jeans - you got a tummy toe between your muffin tops.

Yeah, those leggings look great but the pull of the lycra is making you tummy toe a bit.
by Killdozer January 27, 2010
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Toe Wash

When you are wearing sandals, you take a piss, then shake off all over your toes, or the toes of someone else wearing sandals.
Ah shit!! I just gave myself atoe wash
by Big Nation March 27, 2003
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