Creampie surprise

When you go down on a woman only to find that she's been freshly fucked by another man but she purposely didn't mention it!

Jack: Jill, your pussy tastes different!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!

by un-herd October 3, 2015

Bacon surprise

a delightful meal cooked and prepared with random ingredients, the surprise is that the meat aint bacon.

"That sure aint bacon, looks more like cat..."

by TargornXelos March 2, 2005

Tony surprise

when a gay man takes a dump on another man after anal sex.

I felt a little backed up when things got hot and heavy and when he pulled out, I gave him a Tony surprise.

by Bethany Little January 15, 2007

Seagull surprise

Man knocks out partner and shits on girls/guys chest and jizzes on it, hence seagull surprise.

that bitch wasnt too happy when she woke up to be seagull surprised.

by booberry banana May 8, 2010

apple juice surprise

when someone takes a bottle cap and pisses in it...then throws it in someone ELSE'S face...then proceeds to yell APPLE JUICE SURPRISE (NIGGA!<---when the situation calls for it.)
note: one cannot, nor should not surprise themselves.

Me: Hey James, How was your chem test?
James: Well, it was quite diff__
Me: APPLE JUICE SURPRISE NIGGA!

by nk11 November 17, 2009

surprise-sex

Legal rape

He didn't rape me, it was just surprise-sex

by daveybwoi January 15, 2009

Blueberry Surprise

To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.

Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."

Hugo - "Nice dude."

by BrokenCYDEisCool July 25, 2009