September 4

National send nudes to your male friends day
No exemptions whatsoever

Hey CJ it's September 4, so you know what to do.

by Geferygalabatchi September 1, 2022

September 12th

September 12th is national kim’s a fucking retard day. on September 12th be sure to remind kim that they are a fucking retard.

“Hey Kim you’re a fucking retard”
“What the fuck?”
“Don’t worry it’s September 12th”

by cyan socks August 30, 2020

September 25

NATIONAL GINGER DAY

September 25: A day to celebrate the most elite breed of human beings

by Supercoolginger September 4, 2021

September 4th

Everyone born on this day is guaranteed to be a emo and waste of space

People born on September 4th are wanna be Tik Tok famous

by Kxrma.v November 18, 2019

September 10

People born on this day have the n word pass! say it all up

people born on september 10: n****
omg bro you cant say that!!!
people born on september 10: yes i can i was born on september 10th

by cootkitten September 5, 2021

September 6

national bully kk day

olivia: I can’t wait for September 6 to bully KK!!
aaliyah: i know right what should we bully her for today?

by harrystyleswife October 13, 2019

September 25

According to Japanese numerology, September is the 350th unluckiest day to be born. Unless you’re Will Smith, Mark Hamill, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Donald Glover, or some other rich celebrity, if your birthday is the 25th of September, you’re fucked.

“Are you feeling lucky, punk?”
“Well, I was born on September 25, so, not really.”

by ZaWryWarudo October 15, 2019