september 11th

September 11th: day when two commercial airliners struck the world trade center.
They were hijacked by nineteen members from al-Queda, led by a man who lives in a cave half way across the world.
At least that's what the government tells us.
9/11 was an inside job. Planes might've crashed, sure, but the fires caused by them could no way make the buildings collapse so fast everyone's heads spun. There were explosions from the inside. It was planned by our government. False flagging has been done before, like when Hitler dressed up a prisoner as a Polish soldier, got him shot on German soil, all to make it look like Poland was invading to give Hitler an excuse to wage war.
The United States and United Kingdom needed a Pearl Harbor like event to go to war, and this was all too convenient!
For furthur detail just watch the Terror Storm videos, they make LOADS of sense.

"Oh my god have you watched Terror Storm about September 11th?"
"Yeah, it's so convincing!"

by screenaging July 29, 2007

September 21

National Raid area 51 day and National Alien day the day that the Naurto runners, cosplayers, Karen's, Kyle's all gather to free the aliens

Let's book our flight
Why?
It's September 21

So
THE ALIENS MUST BE FREE

REEEEEEEEEEE

by SpiderMax uwu🏳️‍🌈🥺🎨 December 11, 2019

september 14

A REAL BITCHES BIRTHDAY

“oh wasn’t she born in september?”
“SEPTEMBER 14 TO BE EXACT”

by uwumarlee December 17, 2019

heat seater

another name for a seat heater. generally located in the driver and front passenger seats in cars.

a: woah, my but is so warm!
b: yeah man, heat seaters are on!

by rocknro8907 January 3, 2012

September

September is the month where there are the most fights amongst couples. There are more disputes in September than in every other month. The combination of summer coming to an end, school beginning and business around the country slowing down and causing many couples to struggle leads to a high amount of breakups.

Damn, I think it must be September. We don't see eye to eye at all anymore!

by GuRuU September 11, 2010

september 3rd

Grab tits day

Yo you should go grab that chicks tits, September 3rd is national Grab tits day

by Sadkid UwU September 3, 2019

saftey

Something that is not guaranteed.

Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.

by Grand Man Zak Attack July 24, 2008