by Whomsdt January 25, 2018

He is a sexy beast who has the biggest shlong imaginable, he is the kindest person you will ever know but he has an obsession with biscuits. On the other hand, he is a pussy and would run in a situation between fight or flight. He is a very kind hearted young man and should be treated with upmost respect at all times.
by Shskusnsksjhdnsiwhsislut November 27, 2021

Robert will steal your best friends heart so u arent so close anymore and be mean to you cause he just can.
Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.
Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.
someone: Hey whos that mushroom haired boy?
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me
by diecryhate November 22, 2021

The most sexiest Nigga you will ever meet, he go by big dick rob because of his massive cock. Robert loves to get to the money and he is good in bed if you are a big booty black girl you will be lucky to have him
by Robert JR November 22, 2021

Robert morgan freecock-A nigga with a bitch ass perm and a long dick that will leave yo girl amazed by his cockeyed barber cut hairline.
by Cagalon February 15, 2020

by WeirdRobert March 31, 2021
