readefecation

1. noun. reading while shitting.

that was some long readefecation.

by stanford myfoot May 16, 2009

Readnour

1. The fancy name for spam.
2. Another name for a medieval castle.
3. A kind of sock made from the leftover heart strings of llamas.
4. Cunning, evil, nefarious person.

"Man...you are such a Readnour."

"Damn it, my inbox is full of Readnour."

"Have you ever visited the Readnours in Germany?"

"If you are going to go outside, then you have to go put your readnours on."

by soulofdiscretion October 25, 2009

readatard

someone who is addicted to reading and is unaware of their surroundings and lives when reading

the readatard didnt hear his friend talking to him

by rosemaryj December 30, 2009

Resading

a misspesling of reading, often defined as synonomous with sexual intercourse

"So me and Sheila, yeah, we were resading last night"
"You two did it?!?"
"No we, werre doing our homework... crazy person"

by Color Blind April 17, 2010

Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010

readle

to read a book, article, etc. on an Amazon Kindle

I just got the new Stephen King book, and I can't wait to readle it!

by JamieKindle March 2, 2011

readophobia

1st: when one is scared of reading text off any sort

2nd: when one had a large fear of paul read due to his scary face and threatning looks.

example 1:
teacher: why didnt you do your homework boy
student: dude , i couldnt... i have readophobia

example 2:
lucy's friend: lucy why dont you just talk to paul?
lucy: I HAVE READOPHOBIA!

by pauly ready December 13, 2012