Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson was a YouTuber a while ago, hated for his =3 series where it was said that he stole memes, etc.

During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally

Person A: Hey did you see the new Ray William Johnson video?
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.

by solarityiscool June 11, 2024

Ray's law

"There is no stupid opinion that cannot be found on the internet"

"Hey, someone called The Doors mid!"
"I'm not surprised, it's just another example of Ray's law"

by codydafoxie February 3, 2026

Put Ray Charles in the milk

When you shit after jacking off on the toilet, versus shitting before jacking off.

I’ve had a really rough day at work and I ate a lot of Taco Bell, I’m gonna put ray charles in the milk

by Sheeve6969 February 26, 2026

Ray charles

Blind and black

That nigga is Ray Charles, he’s blind and also black

by Sheeve6969 February 27, 2026

Ray Weapon

A broad category of directed-energy weapons that use electromagnetic radiation—from radio frequencies to microwaves to visible light to X-rays and gamma rays—to damage targets. Unlike conventional weapons that rely on kinetic impact or chemical explosion, ray weapons transfer energy directly to the target, causing heating, ionization, electronic disruption, or physical destruction. The concept ranges from established technologies (laser dazzlers, microwave crowd control systems) through classified military research (advanced laser systems, active denial technologies) to speculative fiction (death rays, disintegrators). The term "ray weapon" carries both scientific specificity (it actually uses rays) and cultural baggage (it sounds like something from a 1950s sci-fi film). In practice, the boundary between "real" and "speculative" ray weapons is fuzzy—what's classified today may be public tomorrow, what's impossible today may be engineered next decade.

Example: "The military denied having ray weapons, but the footage showed something burning targets without visible projectiles—not proof, but exactly the kind of ambiguity that keeps conspiracy theorists and arms control experts equally worried."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

Ray Igniter

A device using directed energy to initiate or trigger a larger reaction, process, or event—a ray that starts something rather than being the weapon itself. Ray igniters might trigger fusion in fuel pellets, ignite propellants in advanced engines, initiate chemical reactions in industrial processes, or—in speculative applications—trigger explosives or materials at a distance. The igniter concept separates the delivery mechanism (the ray) from the effect (what gets ignited), allowing for effects far beyond what the ray itself could produce. A small energy pulse, precisely delivered, can release vastly larger energies stored in the target. Ray igniters represent the difference between fighting with flashlights and fighting with kindling.

Example: "The device didn't carry much energy itself—it was a Ray Igniter, designed to trigger reactions in the target rather than destroy it directly. Like a laser pointer aimed at gasoline, the damage comes from what gets started, not the starter."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

Ray Rifle

A man-portable directed-energy weapon in a rifle form factor—essentially, a gun that fires rays instead of bullets. The ray rifle represents the holy grail of speculative infantry weapons: unlimited ammunition (as long as power lasts), speed-of-light delivery, adjustable effect (from dazzle to disable to destroy), and no ballistic drop or wind correction. Whether such weapons exist in classified programs, remain decades away, or are fundamentally impractical for man-portable use is a matter of intense speculation. The challenges are immense: power sources small enough to carry, cooling systems light enough to bear, beam control precise enough to aim. But the promise is equally immense—and the rumors persist.

Example: "The soldier in the video was carrying something bulkier than a normal rifle, with a thick cable running to a backpack—maybe just prototype gear, maybe a Ray Rifle, maybe nothing at all. That's how these things stay mysterious: plausible enough to wonder, deniable enough to dismiss."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026