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Rule 152

For any given song that exists there is a dubstep version of that song.

Similar to rule 34 in that pointing out any song that has not been dubstepped, will be made into a dubstep.
Person 1: Do you think there is a dubstep for the theme of "full House"

Person 2: Of course! Rule 152, bro.
by Specialmitch January 17, 2012
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Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet.

If it exists then there's porn of it.
Guy 2: So last night I wound up masturbating to Tali Rule 34.
Guy 1: Nice Bruh!
Guy 2: Thanks Bruh! What about you?
Guy 1: So bro last night I looked up rule 34 MLP and man was it strange.
Guy 2: Wait did you masturbate to it?
Guy 1: I believe the proper term would be Fapping.
Random Guy: Actually the proper term would be Clopping. *Walks away*
Guy 2: Who the hell was that guy?
Guy 1: No idea. Also what the hell is clopping?
Guy 2: No freaking idea. Urban Dictionary that shit.
Guy 1: Already on it.
by Doctor Groot February 29, 2016
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The 10% Rule

When two friends of opposite sexes are simply friends and not fuck buddies or whatever people fantasize about in their twisted heads.
Dude, my friend and I are definitely not following the 10% rule. We have sex like every other day.
by the10% October 23, 2012
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rules librarian

A rules librarian is an individual who has scoured the rule-books of a game to find every advantage and every loophole that they can to "empower" their character.

Most often found in Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons, but variants can also be found online playing MMORPG.

These people suck the fun out of any game due to their obstinate refusal to actually get into the spirit of the game and play a ‘character’.
Their main motivation is to ‘win’ and if they don’t, or other players enforce the spirit of the game rather than the rule they will generally sulk or threaten to leave.

On dealing with a Rules Librarian
1. don’t play with them
2. if you already are – kill their characters off until they learn, or stop playing
Rules Librarian rolls dice...

GM:
"Ok, so you swing at the 50 foot tall dragon and strike a nasty blow to it's leg"

Rules Librarian:
"Actually, because I rolled over 95% of my base strength score; coupled with my level and weapon specialization, and my Backstab bonus as a thief, I get an automatic triple critical, so seeing as this is a Blue dragon, with a maximum of 200 Hit points, I would actually kill it"

GM:
"It's a dragon, you can't kill it with a dagger"

Rules Librarian
"It's in the rule book; Page 60, 193, and 246"

(other players groan)
by TJHC June 3, 2006
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Rule 85

All buttons, valves, switches, latches, must be pushed.
by The Master's Challenge January 20, 2009
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Rule 34D

This corollary to Rule 34 of the internet states that everything on the internet is porn to someone.
Noob: Oh my god, that car crash was horrible, there were bodies everywhere!

Gurofag: Pics or GTFO.

Noob: What? Why would you want to see that?

Gurofag: Rule 34D - I need fapping material.
by Drakzor February 21, 2011
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rule 9004

Not only is this rule over 9000, but the word Glock must be capitalized in any and all sentences. the Glock is a magical thing and should be treated as such.
d00d: hey!
orly: yeah?
d00d: so i watched that uffie music video again..
orly: which one?
d00d: pop the glock.
orly: zomfg.. d00d rule 9004 and dont do it again.
by perryEB January 27, 2011
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