Dick Pound

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.

Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*

by reuyadickdestroyer June 15, 2024

Pee pound

The art of withstanding breaking the seal on a night out.

Betting at least £1 to out do your mate.

I bet you a pee pound that I can last longer than you.

by Pee pound August 6, 2021

Wearin' extra pounds

To be overweight by a certain amount. Like to be wearin' 10 or 20 extra pounds.

Mama Cass was wearin' extra pounds. Like 100 of 'em.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018

Nike elite pound cake

When u got a Nike elite backpack while eating some pound cake

“ yo this Nike elite is thug and so is this pound cake” Nike elite pound cake

by Nikeelitepoundcake September 28, 2025

Dawg Pound

A Dawg Pound Is A Place Where Heroin (Dawg Food) Is Sold

Heroin Addict: Man you know where I can score some dawg food?

The Lil Homie: Yeah try the dawg pound up the street! They stackin dawg food

by Real_Hood_Terms July 3, 2020

pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

by Putterpounder69 January 29, 2020

Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.

Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.

by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018