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puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
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No puppy

Can I have a puppy.
No puppy, or I don’t love you
by carinsainest July 21, 2023
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Discord Puppies

by LXXLoveRoulette August 14, 2023
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Perception puppy

Someone who lives inside a bubble of privilege. They've never faced any type of cultural push back because they fit perfectly into society's norms. They typically don't ever think for themselves and just go along with popular opinion because popular opinion always benefits them.
Wow! "Lauren" and "Luke" are each such a perception puppy; they never understand the corruption around them because it never negatively impacts their day to day.
by Arkantose April 11, 2023
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Jawless Puppy

hot. smash.

Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023
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Gargantuan Puppy Cock

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.
I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.
by Olive Lover May 6, 2023
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Puppy Kicker

Noun: Used primarily in vehicular PvP games such as World of Tanks and War Thunder to describe a weapon system (aircraft, tank, ship ect.) That, when in experienced hands, are wildly effective against new players.

Adjective: "puppy kicking" similar to the term "seal clubbing", is the act of experienced players returning to a lower level/tier to compete with new and unskilled players, usually resulting in extremely disproportionate success for the more experienced player. This strategy is normally frowned upon due to its demotivating nature for new players and *usually* diminished benefits to players at high levels. Although this is not always the case. Certain situations may warrant it.
"The P-36C in War Thunder is a bit of a Puppy Kicker"

"Let's go puppy kicking in the tutorial area"
by Grizzly220 September 5, 2023
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