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Triple Period

... BAsically. uN CuLtUrE people think it is actual ellipsis.
by Little_Cumstain May 10, 2019
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period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022
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Period cape

A garment of clothing tied around a woman's waist that covers her butt concealing any accidental period seepage.
That chick must be on the rag. Check out her period cape
by Big C 68 February 25, 2017
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Manstraul period

When a male is all moody once a month, male version of menstraul period
Oh man Cody is on his manstraul period today, he hasn't stopped complaining and crying.
by Jruby33 April 20, 2018
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Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.
Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022
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Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.
Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.
by amusedchimera January 2, 2019
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