balloon job

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.

Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

chunk job

to have your partner deep throat you until they vomit all over your dinky, followed by them finishing the job.

....chunk jobs are gross.

...i could really go for a chunk job right about now.

by Mike Hunt January 12, 2005

slob job

its another word for a blow job.

those two sloppy donkeys gave me the best slob job i've ever received.

by Johnny Stats July 26, 2006

Tug Job

A tug occurs when a special bond between 2 people leads to under the table extra curricular activities involving the gentle stroking of the penis using the hands and/or feet.

"Honey, I hope that you haven't forgotten that today is two-tug-tuesday"
"There's nothing I love better than giving you a tug job with my hands and/or feet on two-tug-tuesday!"

by Sir Tugsalot of Camelot June 5, 2009

Polish Job

A half-assed or poorly executed task, fucked up beyond recognition!

You call this a paint job! I asked for a professional, what kind of Polish Job is this?

by Polish Pete February 24, 2009

rush job

to masterbate very quickly and reach an orgy if you hear someone coming and if you dont want them to know what youve been doing

he did a rush job because he thought he heard his sister coming

by hardcorepartying September 19, 2009

T Job

Noun: the act of repeatedly sliding your boner between someone else's thighs

Chris went into the bedroom with him and they exchanged T Jobs for several hours.

by TJOB4LYFE March 20, 2008