Person 1: Hey have you seen Molly? I've heard he's a great person.
Person 2: Sure, but holy fucking shit, he won't shut up about sex.
Person 1: Ow really? I don't mind, though.
Person 2: I've heard he also kins Deimos.
Person 1: That's not it chief.
Person 2: Sure, but holy fucking shit, he won't shut up about sex.
Person 1: Ow really? I don't mind, though.
Person 2: I've heard he also kins Deimos.
Person 1: That's not it chief.
by CFlask July 6, 2021

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman š© who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

by EkinSiuuuu July 14, 2022

by user1987228928091 May 20, 2024

Throwing a bottle filled with lighter fluid that will explode into flames on impact, specifically at the terrorist's main point of entry on A site.
by bootyeater67 September 8, 2025

As a Molly myself. I am a dirty blond with hazel eyes. I have only ever met one other person Molly before in my life all the other ones are dogs. Molly is a blunt and truthful all the time. Molly get good grades nothing over a C. Molly goes for functionality over beauty. Molly will give you all of their trust when they first meet you but if you take advantage of Molly's trust then she will never give her trust to you again. Unlike other Mollys I am different because of how I grew up, how I have multiple mental illnesses one of them being adhd, and being ace. Molly is not afraid of anything and I mean it; Molly is not scary of the dark, death, hell, pain, or losing the something they love.Molly accepts that one day I will die and be forgotten and Molly is ok with this. Molly is a introvert witha extroverted personality and talks alot.
Person 1: oh look its Molly, what's up.
Person 2: hey Molly where were you yesterday?
Molly: not much; your mom. Oh I had a doctor appointment.
Person 2: hey Molly where were you yesterday?
Molly: not much; your mom. Oh I had a doctor appointment.
by Kaka bird August 5, 2022

The most amazing person you will ever meet. With hair like fire and eyes like crystals she is so beautiful and so nice even I feel she is self conscious as hell. She will be the best friend you ever make and/or best girlfriend you will ever have. She always tryās to make the people around her laugh and fell good.
by @Derpdrag21 June 7, 2020
