Mikey Lock is an almost god like being situated in the depths of Doncaster.He’s gorgeous,talented and above all a absolute Chad.When women first lays there eyes on Mikey there eyes glow in awe as there minds cannot fathum what they are currently looking at.
by LordMJL November 22, 2021
The cAPS lOCK Fucker is rthe guy WHO fucks with your caps lock so you type like a maniac.
Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME
Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME
Billy: Yo bob, did the caps lock fucker hack your keyboard?
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE
by DefNotBruh April 26, 2024
A Coldie Locks (or Coldy Locks, Coldie Lox, Coldy Lox) is a person, usually female, usually your girlfriend, who is always cold.
It could be 85 degrees and they will be cold. They would never dream of going to the theater without a jacket.
It could be 85 degrees and they will be cold. They would never dream of going to the theater without a jacket.
Girlfriend: "oh my God it's freezing today"
Boyfriend: "it's 80 and sunny, you're such a Coldie Locks"
Boyfriend: "it's 80 and sunny, you're such a Coldie Locks"
by Gidon Grey April 28, 2024
bowl-locked is when you are taking a dump on the toilet and you feel like you still have some left in the tank, when in reality, your bowels are emmpty. this can typically last anywhere from a few seconds up to a couple minutes or more.
by Sgt T November 17, 2020
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
The kids had a big house party while we were away for the weekend and they got into the liquor. We need a liquor lock!
by Teratogen February 03, 2012