Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved
by fitnut May 16, 2014

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
by malgal3349 November 18, 2019

To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Hooking up is a process of when a friend hides beside a door and when their friend walks in the room they take a grandfather's cane and pick them up off the ground with the hooked part of the cane in their anus
by Sir poppy cock November 27, 2021

by nick the December 4, 2022

When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.
by Hexangell June 28, 2020
