by Hairy Styels January 3, 2022
Get the Hairy styelsmug. The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.
by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016
Get the Hairy Panicmug. by Kickmyballsrealhard September 4, 2021
Get the Hairy wipermug. When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.
So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!
by twatsnack July 21, 2016
Get the Hairy Harnessmug. A legendary level of fuzziness achieved by a girl named Rosemary whose body hair game is so strong, she could single-handedly knit a sweater during a heatwave. Often spotted rocking shorts with the confidence of a bald eagle in a wind tunnel.
Dude, I thought a squirrel brushed past my leg, but nope—it was just Rose-hairy leaning in for a hug.
by ThePunisher_617 June 12, 2025
Get the Rose-hairymug. A term used to describe the effect on many unfortunate men of woman's greatest weapon. A weapon shamelessly wielded by a certain type of woman, effectively more often than not, to wickedly get her own way and reduce men to pathetic approximations of what they once were. The first sign of it's effect is typically when a male goes missing from weekly boys nights, card games, fishing trips and the like. More serious effects may even extend to a woman gaining access to such things as a closed male only WhatsApp group with understandly disastrous consequences.
Conversation over a beer:
Dude 1: What's happened to Joe? Haven't seen him for donkeys.
Dude 2: the dopey cunts fucked. He's shacked up with some ranga scrag who's been riding him to within an inch of his life. He's had a lengthy dry spell up to now so you can't blame him for dipping the wick but she's mad as a cut snake and won't let the poor fucker take so much as a piss without written permission. He'll wise up soon enough once he gets a decent look at her melon in the sunlight but for now he's well and truly caught in the hairy noose. I'd give him a month and we'll see him back. He loves the suds.
Dude 1: What's happened to Joe? Haven't seen him for donkeys.
Dude 2: the dopey cunts fucked. He's shacked up with some ranga scrag who's been riding him to within an inch of his life. He's had a lengthy dry spell up to now so you can't blame him for dipping the wick but she's mad as a cut snake and won't let the poor fucker take so much as a piss without written permission. He'll wise up soon enough once he gets a decent look at her melon in the sunlight but for now he's well and truly caught in the hairy noose. I'd give him a month and we'll see him back. He loves the suds.
by SqueezyKneezy April 17, 2019
Get the Hairy Noosemug. by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016
Get the Hairy blizzardmug.