Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.
I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.
by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011
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Hairy Houdiener

A person who ghosts people and is a complete Cock about it.

A Hairy shaft.
Bro, you’re being a complete Hairy Houdiener right now.
by Mcmarley Charlie September 19, 2021
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Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string
by JOJI$$ August 09, 2021
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